Make a song!

This is where we all sing by the campfire! Write your own song down here!

Here's one:
Dedicated to Chiron

Oh Centaur!
You think your a great Mentor
But you are wrong!
and i will prove it in my song

Oh Smelly Steed!
I have disagreed,
With all your useless suggestions,
Which causes me egestion!

Oh Mindless Foal!
Why do you still beilve you are in control?
Would you like to know more?
All you need to do is scroll

But wait! you are far too immature,
To even accept the only truth
You still have a baby tooth,
Although you are far away from your youth

My master piece has come to an end,
I hope i will be able to defend,
My Camp from your horrors.
Thank you, Thank you.

Nice song my Lord

heres one to dionysus

oh why oh why are you mean
its like you have no dignity.
you smell like wine you need
to bathe oh come on have some faith

oh why oh why dionysus. you think
you can stay angry but come on your just
lazy why dont you take a stroll oh no your
on fire remember stop drop and roll

oh why oh why dionysus you need
to know that this is'nt a joke you need to
learrrrrnnnn respect courage and soap bleah
i know you thinks this places sucks but cheer up its not all bad

oh why oh why dionysus you
must cheer up i mean seriously
why you always grouchy
so please take these tips as a message

to improve your
emotions and learn
how tooooooooo
llllllliiiiiiiiiiiivvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

thank you all

Cool guy... BOW before me!